Robot Chicken

Nerd:
[gets into an elevator with George Lucas; gasps] You're George Lucas!

George Lucas:
Uhh, I take it you're here for the Star Wars convention?

Nerd:
I sure am! Ooo, wanna see my costume? [begins to dress into it]

George Lucas:
Uhhh... hm.

Nerd:
See? I'm a Tauntaun! But I don't have to tell you - you invented Tauntauns!

George Lucas:
Well, that's uh.. that's very interesting -

Nerd:
Listen to my Tauntaun call! Oorah-rah-rah-ooh-rah-rah-rah-ooh-rah-ooh-rah-ahh!

George Lucas:
[elevator stops] Uhh... nicely done. [runs out of the elevator; sees a group of Star Wars fans in front of him] Oh, dear God...

Star Wars Fan #1:
[screaming] Oh, my God, George LUCAAAAAS!

George Lucas:
Oh, dear God, oh, dear God... [runs away]

Star Wars Fan #2:
I love you! Give me a baby!

Nerd:
[halts George Lucas] Quickly, sir! Onto my back! I am your steed!

George:
Uhh... [pause; gets on] I have a bad feeling about this...

Nerd:
[begins hopping away] Oorah-rah-rah-ooh-rah-rah!

George:
Oh, dear God! [they enter the convention room on the stage; Lucas gets off and stands at the podium and gets small feedback from the microphone] Uh, well, um... and I thought they smelt bad on the outside. [laughter, cheers, and applause from the audience]

Nerd:
Just like in the movie! [George Lucas offers his hand to the nerd] Me?! [takes his hand and bows, hyperventilating] Thank you! Thank you!

[scene switches to the nerd in his old age with his grandson on his lap]

Old Nerd:
...And that was the greatest day of my whole life.

Grandson:
What about when I was born?

Old Nerd:
Not even close.