Robot Chicken

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Darth Vader:
Turn to the Dark side and join me.

Luke Skywalker:
I'll never join you! You killed my father!

Darth Vader:
No, Luke. I am your father!

Luke Skywalker:
That's not true! That's impossible!

Darth Vader:
And Princess Leia is your sister!

Luke Skywalker:
That's not true! That's... improbable!

Darth Vader:
And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!

Luke Skywalker:
That's... [scoffs] very unlikely...

Darth Vader:
And as a child, I built C-3PO!

Luke Skywalker:
Mhm.

[later]

Darth Vader:
[with a cup of coffee] And the Force? Well, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midi-chlorian.

Luke Skywalker:
[flicks away cigarette] Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm out. [walks away]

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