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Robot Chicken is a series on Adult Swim that uses stop motion animation to make small sketches based on current events, or ad-libbed situations based off of pop culture. more »

Darth Vader:
[pointing to a black suitcase with a white stripe that is passing by Vader and Palpatine on a luggage conveyor belt] Is that yours?

Emperor Palpatine:
No! For the hundredth time, that's that same stupid black bag. Mine dosen't have a stripe. It's like that stripey bag is mocking me... F*** you stripey bag.

Emperor Palpatine:
Well, my suitcase is gone; sacrificed to the airport guards. Now I'm here for two f***ing weeks with one f***ing robe. Ohh! Now it's sticking to me like a wet Kleenex

Emperor Palpatine:
[as a surfboard is passing by him on the Death Star luggage conveyor belt] Wow, for real?

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