Robot Chicken

Emperor Palpatine:
Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader.

Darth Vader:
Thank you, my master.

Emperor Palpatine:
Hey, before you go...my face is really warm. Is everything okay up here?

Darth Vader:
I...don't know. What do you mean?

[Palpatine removes his hood and smoke billows up. He touches his face but pulls away]

Emperor Palpatine:
Ow. Ahh. Ow, my face! It's on fire!

Darth Vader:
Well, there...is a possibility that you were fighting Mace Windu, he deflected some of your Force lightning back into your face.

Emperor Palpatine:
Are you kidding me? How much?

Darth Vader:
A lot. I don't think there was one bolt of Force lightning that didn't bounce off Master Windu's lightsaber directly back into your face.

Emperor Palpatine:
And you just sat there and watched?

Darth Vader:
Turning to the Dark Side was a pretty big decision.

Emperor Palpatine:
[looking into a mirror] Oh, my God! I look like I have a scrotum for a face! What am I supposed to call myself? Darth Syphilis?! If you'd made up your mind five seconds earlier, we could've ruled the galaxy and maybe I could've gotten laid one more time before I die!

Darth Vader:
[backing away] I can see you're upset. I'm just gonna go slaughter those younglings.

Emperor Palpatine:
Yeah, whatever.