Robin Hood, Series 1 (2006)

Much:
When I see the River Trent, I am going to cry. I'm going to cry like a baby. When we get home, I'm going to eat roast beef.

Robin:
Yesterday, you said pork.

Much:
Well yesterday I was not as hungry. I could eat beef and pork and lamb! Mmmm, yes, I'd like that very much. In fact, I can feel a song coming on.

Robin:
No! No song! Absolutely no song!

Much:
It would be a cheery song.

Robin:
And it would be a tragedy, too! A tragedy for you to have survived the Turk, and made it to within a few miles of Locksley, only to be killed by your own master!

Much:
You know, it is lucky I do not readily take offense! You know, a smaller man would be offended! A smaller man would be wounded!

Robin:
And a cleverer man would sing fewer songs!