Robin Hood, Series 1 (2006)

[Djaq is hiding behind a rock a little way from Much, who is sitting in front of an unlighted fire. She lights the fire using her glass]

Much:
[gasps] A sign! Which means I have to fast...

[Djaq throws a dead rabbit on the ground next to Much]

Much:
Except God wants me to eat!

[Djaq throws another dead rabbit]

Much:
Quite a lot!

Robin Hood:
[Laughs] Djaq. Come and join us.

[She climbs down]

Djaq:
For good?

Robin:
Well I was thinking just for dinner, but...

Djaq:
I was thinking for good. Or maybe I should have let your big friend here die, huh? Maybe then there would be a vacancy.

Will:
It wouldn't be safe for you to join us.

Robin:
For him or us?

Will:
For her.

[Little John is shocked but Robin laughs]

Robin:
I assumed as much. What's your name? Your real name?

Djaq:
Safiya.

Robin:
Safiya...

Djaq:
But I prefer you to call me Djaq.

Robin:
Djaq. Your expertise did help saving Little John's life, for which we are eternally indebted. Does anyone have a problem with a woman joining the gang?

[Will shakes his head, Much shakes his head, Little John opens his mouth to say something but shakes his head]

Much:
Can you...?

Djaq:
I'm a rubbish cook.

Robin:
Looks like dinner's on us.

Much:
Well, if that was Djaq then...should I eat?

[He eats a piece of meat]

[Thunder sounds. Much immediately spits out the food]