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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, based on characters from the comic book series Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (created by Archie Comics), first aired on ABC in 1996. It ran for seven seasons, ending in April 2003. more »

Mounty:
Before I let you go, I have to ask you a few questions about the Mortal Realm to prove you live there - standard procedure

Zelda:
Fire away! I DO have three P.h.D's!!

Mounty:
What are the names of the Hanson brothers?

Zelda:
Who??

Hilda:
Isaac, Zachary and Taylor

Mounty:
What actor from Marcus Wellby just married Barbara Streisand?

Zelda:
Ooh, ooh... Robert Young!

Hilda:
James Brolin

Mounty:
Sports. Who's the best ----

Hilda:
...Michael Jordan!

Mounty:
Correct, you can go!

Hilda:
Yes!! (Hi-fives Zelda, both attempt to leave)

Mounty:
(holding Zelda back) Oh, not you

Zelda:
But -- but, but...

Mounty:
You didn't answer one question, there's no WAY you live in the Mortal Realm

Zelda:
But I DO! I know who wrote Pride & Prejudice! I know who discovered the Uranium Isotope!

Mounty:
No one in the Mortal Realm knows those things!

Zelda:
(being dragged off by Mounty) HILDAAA!!!

Hilda:
I'll help you Zelda, go back to the bar and wait for me - you'll be Okay! Tonight's ladies' night and... you'll be the only lady!

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