Saturday Night Live, Season 22

Nat X:
So what's going on in the news today? Same thing every day: O.J. Black people too happy, white people too mad. I haven't seen that many mad white people since they cancelled M*A*S*H. Everybody "Hey look at all them black people too happy talkin' about "Look what we won! We won, we won!" Hey - what we won? I ain't get nothin' yet! Every day Nat X look in his mailbox, nothin' in there. Where my O.J. prize? Okay? Everybody talkin' about its about race, it's about race. That's a bunch of crap. It's about fame. 'Cause if O.J. wasn't famous, he'd be in jail right now. That's right-if O.J. drove a bus, he wouldn't even be O.J. He'd be Orenthal the bus driving murderer.