Saved by the Bell, Season One

[Students got slaughtered by Mr. Testaverde's midterm. Test results are in]

Kelly:
I do not believe this, C-! [Kelly grabs Zack's lapels after he overconfidently claimed he could help her] Zack Morris, I am a forgiving person, but you are going to need a lot of goodwill to overcome this!

Jessie:
Lisa, what is that funny looking letter next to my name?

Lisa:
It's a Q, Jessie.

Jessie:
No, really, really, I can take it. Whatever I got, I deserved. For the first time in my life, I took the easy way out. I'm prepared to face the consequences.

Lisa:
It's a B, Jessie. [Jessie faints]

Screech:
Zack, I got an A!

Zack:
Hey, Screech, how did you do that?

Screech:
Well, I was seeing so many pictures, I just stayed up all night and went over everything.

Zack:
Ohh, you cheated! You studied!

Slater:
As for me, D+ and now we go to the bottom of the barrel, Zack Morris, F-! I got the higher score Preppie, so I win. I get back my bomber jacket, and you can use your mobile phone to order me a pizza and your credit card to pay for it!

[Class departs room save for Zack, who calls pizza parlor]

Zack:
Yes, I would like to order a large pizza. For toppings I would like mushrooms, anchovies, and the hottest peppers you can find!