Saved by the Bell, Season Two

Zack:
Have I ever told you that you are the best headmaster in Bayside, no make that California?

Mr. Belding:
Zack, I am not a matador, so take the bull outside!

Jessie:
What the little brownnoser is trying to say is may we hold a carnival on school grounds to raise money for this ski trip.

Mr. Belding:
Good idea, do it! [Students are glad at getting Mr. Belding's approval and depart his office save for Zack, who is stopped] Zack, I want to talk to you about something else. Do the letters F F D C have any meaning to you?

Zack:
Fine feathered dogs and cats?

Mr. Belding:
No!

Zack:
That is OK, I like this game!

Mr. Belding:
F F D & C are your respective grades in biology, English, geography and math!

Zack:
I do not believe it...a C? I had no clue I was doing that well in math!

Mr. Belding:
Zack, you are flunking. Now I want to meet with your father on Thursday at 1100.

Zack:
Hold on sir, my mother is the one who comes to meet you. After all, she has her own parking space.

Mr. Belding:
She also has no clue about what kind of a student you really are.

Zack:
Well, you gotta love her!

Mr. Belding:
No father, no ski trip!

Zack:
I want my mommy!