Saved by the Bell, Season Two

Jennifer:
Good morning. My, don't you look nice!

Zack:
[deep voice] Hey, there, Jennifer.

Jennifer:
How are you feeling today?

Zack:
Light headed, like I am in love.

Jennifer:
This is a most unusual reaction to a flu shot. Sit down and wait here.

[she closes the curtain and departs the station just as Slater arrives; Zack is mistaken by retreating footsteps]

Zack:
Jennifer, is that you?

Slater:
[falsetto] Uh-huh

Zack:
Jennifer, I must admit I have feelings for you.

Slater:
Oh?

Zack:
Jennifer, are you not going to come in?

Slater:
Nuh-uh.

Zack:
Fine.

[he pulls back the curtain to see Slater]

Zack:
ACK! What happened to Jennifer?!

Slater:
Who cares? Take me! I am yours!

Zack:
What did you hear?

Slater:
Enough to dissolve your relationship with Kelly! You have a vulnerability, but then again, so do I. I can strike a deal to keep this between you, me and the curtain.

Zack:
What do you propose?

Slater:
How would you feel about taking another flu shot?

Zack:
Deal.

[Nurse Butcher enters]

Butcher:
Okay. Which one of you is A.C. Slater?

Zack:
I am.

Butcher:
Bend over, Blondie.