Scrubs, Season 1

Dr. Cox:
Why does this Gomer have to try and die every day during my lunch?

J.D.:
That's a little insensitive.

[Dr. Cox glares at J.D.]

J.D.:
[narration] Mistake.

Dr. Cox:
The man is 92 years old. He has full dementia. He doesn't even know we're here. He's inches away from Carla's rack and he hasn't even flinched.

Carla:
Aww, that is so sweet.

Dr. Cox:
Yeah it is.

J.D.:
What about his subconscious?

Dr. Cox:
[whispers in the patient's ear] Eisenhower... was a sissy! [sarcastically jumps back into a defensive crouch, then resumes glaring at J.D.] I think, by the grace of God, we're gonna be OK. Oh, and from now on, whenever I'm in the room, you're definitely not allowed to talk.