Scrubs, Season 1

Dr. Cox:
Lookit, Newbie: Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn't mean that the world has suddenly turned in to a giant green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do; Barbie, here, still can't decide what to do with those annoying bangs....

[Elliot pulls her hair out of her face]

Dr. Cox:
[continuing] ...And addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat, and steal just to get a fix.

[He grabs J.D. by the shoulders]

Dr. Cox:
[affecting a womanly voice] ...Now, you've got to wake up, sweetheart, you're gonna be late for school- Aw, you wet the bed! Why can't I have a normal child without these problems?! [leaves]

Elliot:
My mom says they frame my face.

J.D.:
They don't.