Scrubs, Season 1

Turk:
Sir, what happened to Bunny? We gotta know.

Dr. Kelso:
Well, actually, the music came before Bunny. I learned to play the guitar growing up as a young rapscallion in Mississippi, but things didn't really take off until I moved to Memphis. Then, I met the Colonel, and the hits just kept on comin'! Unfortunately, it went to my head. I gained a lot of weight, wore a white jumpsuit, and ate tranquilizers like they were trail mix.

Elliot:
Sir...

Dr. Kelso:
Then in 1977 I died on the toilet... or did I?

Turk:
You never played the guitar, did you?

Dr. Kelso:
Son, that crap is for hippies! Now for God's sake get back to work! [in an Elvis Presley-like voice] Thank ya, thank ya very much.