Scrubs, Season 1

[J.D. and Dr. Cox are in a patient's room talking. J.D. has just been told that he has to give a lecture for a resident.]

J.D.:
That sucks, I totally wanted to spend some time with my dad tomorrow.

Dr. Cox:
Then take him.

J.D.:
What do you mean?

Dr. Cox:
Secure a vehicle of some kind, car, balloon, tricycle. And transport your father from wherever he is to where you're going to be.

J.D.:
I don't think you really get my dad. He's not really interested in my work. He's more like a buddy.

Dr. Cox:
Okaaay, that was my mistake. Here I engaged you, and gave you the impression that I actually cared, which is just so wrong, God!

J.D.:
The thing is I don't really need a buddy. What I need is a father.

Dr. Cox:
Well, you definitely need something. Um, maybe a backbone. Or perhaps some testicles. At the very least, a pillow that you can carry around the hospital and cry your sad eyes out.

J.D.:
[To patient, who has been listening to the conversation] I have testicles. He's a kidder.