Scrubs, Season 1

[Dr. Cox is examining Ben, who has a nail impaled through his hand and stuck in a board. JD walks in.]

J.D.:
What's that, like your "lucky board" or something?

Ben:
What's that? Oh, no, it's a nail gun accident. [Shows J.D. the bottom, which is covered in blood]

J.D.:
Oh my God, that's disgusting.

Dr. Cox:
I already dosed him with morphine and the X-ray says the nail went straight through, so it's not that big a d... oh, dear God, she's getting woozy. Quickly, show her the bloody side.

Ben:
Look at that. Oh, it's a nail. You wanna touch it? Touch the nail. Touch my nail! Touch it! LICK THE TIP OF MY NAIL!

[J.D. faints]

Dr. Cox:
Goodnight!