Scrubs, Season 2

[J.D. wakes up next to Turk]

Turk:
[in a seductive voice] Morning, Tiger.

J.D.:
How could you let a woman kick you out of your own bed?

Turk:
Baby, why you gotta be so cranky in the morning?

J.D.:
This is unacceptable. You said we were gonna sleep head to foot.

Turk:
Dude, either way the naughty bits are still in the middle.

J.D.:
Yeah, but with the head to foot alignment there's no way for them to [hits fists together] lock in.

Turk:
Dude, could you be more homophobic?

J.D.:
I'm not.

[Turk whisks off duvet. J.D. is already dressed.]

J.D.:
Ready to go?