Scrubs, Season 2

Carla:
Look, you've all been on call before. So you don't have a safety net! Most of the time you don't need one anyway, right?

[silence]

Carla:
Fine. I'll just go tell your patients they're on their own because you're all too scared.

J.D.:
No, Carla, I'm a doctor... I should tell them.

Elliot:
[grabs some charts] C'mon peeps - let's go kick some sick patient ass! [walks off, upbeat]

J.D.:
[takes a chart] That, my friends, is one nerdy honky! [walks away]

Turk:
That's two.