Scrubs, Season 2

Dr. Cox:
Oh gosh, Denise, thank you for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. Now, in a reciprocal gesture, can I be included in the planning of your coming out party?

J.D.:
Is that a gay joke?

Dr. Cox:
No, it's a cotillion joke. My God, newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years. How is it possible that you still don't get me? I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays. I like their music. I like their sense of style. I especially like what they've done with Halloween, but our thing is that you are a little girl. That's who you are. But maybe that's not fair...

J.D.:
[narration] Nothing can stop Dr. Cox when he's on a roll like this...

Carla:
My mom died.

J.D.:
[narration] Except that.