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Scrubs, Season 8

Scrubs is a comedy television series that ran from 2001 to 2008 on NBC, and from 2008 to 2010 on ABC. It was created by Bill Lawrence, who also co-created Spin City. more »

Jordan:
Excuse me? Dr. Kelso, isn't it? I'm Jordan Sullivan.

Dr. Kelso:
What are you doing?

Jordan:
I'm introducing myself, because clearly anyone who would convince Perry not to take the Chief job has never met me.

Dr. Kelso:
That pansy-assed little tattletale!

Jordan:
Bob, so help me God, you fix this or I will grab you by your muffin top and stomp on your withering man-parts until your eyes pop out!

Dr. Kelso:
Twenty years ago I would have thrown you on this table and made love to you right here.

Jordan:
And I would have loved it!

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