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Scrubs, Season 8

Scrubs is a comedy television series that ran from 2001 to 2008 on NBC, and from 2008 to 2010 on ABC. It was created by Bill Lawrence, who also co-created Spin City. more »

Dr. Kelso:
What do you want?

Janitor:
I'm getting ready to torture Nurse Chestwhiskers, but it's her word against mine, so I need you to verify yesterday's incident.

Dr. Kelso:
What incident? I wasn't even here yesterday.

Janitor:
You were there.

Dr. Kelso:
Excuse me. [holds a muffin to his ear] Hello? Ssh, he's standing right here!

Janitor:
Me?

Dr. Kelso:
I'll tell him. [to Janitor] My muffin thinks you're crazy and she wants you to go.

Janitor:
Tell your muffin I think she's crazy. Maybe she should go!

Dr. Kelso:
No.

Janitor:
What is happening to me? [leaves, upset, just as Carla appears around the corner]

Carla:
[pats Kelso on the back] Nice job.

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