Scrubs, Season 8

Lady:
I want to thank you for dinner last night. I've eaten by candlelight before, but never by firefly-light.

Janitor:
Yeah, it was hard to get them all into jugs, but I thought it was worth it. [clasping her hand] So, what do you want do do tonight?

Lady:
[letting go] I don't really want to hold hands right now. Is that okay?

Janitor:
Um, sure, I'm, uh, I'm fine with that. Whatever. Like teenage girls say: "whatever!" We're cool.

Lady:
I'll call you. [leaves]

Dr. Cox:
Hey Janitor, rock solid relationship there!

Jordan:
You know, there's nothing like looking into someone's eyes and seeing a part of them die. Oh! There it goes. Bye bye, hope!

Janitor:
Everything is fine between me and Lady. Excuse me for not having a relationship that's based on jet-black hate.

Jordan:
We don't hate each other. At least we can hold hands. [notices Cox's wedding ring] Wait, what's this? Is that a wedding ring?

Janitor:
You're just noticing now? He's been wearing it for months.

Dr. Cox:
Gotta go!