Scrubs, Season 9

[The class is in detention under suspicion of cheating]

Denise:
I hope it was Drew. Then he'll get his butt thrown out of here.

Lucy:
What did he do to you? Did he smack you around?

Denise:
Worse. He told me he loved me. Who does that? Don't you see? He's trying to get me to trust him so he can let me down.

Lucy:
Crazy idea: you could just say "I love you" back.

Denise:
Yeah, but then if it doesn't work out, I'll have to kill him, go to jail, break out, and kill you for giving me that advice.

Lucy:
I love how our friendship is based predominately on threats.