Seinfeld, Season 2

George:
[about Elaine taking the apartment above Jerry] How could you do that?

Jerry:
'Cause I'm an idiot! You may think you're an idiot, but with all due respect - I'm a much bigger idiot than you are.

George:
Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to. No one's a bigger idiot than me.

Jerry:
Did you ever ask an ex-girlfriend to move into your building?

George:
Did you ever go to a singles weekend in the Poconos?

Jerry:
She's right in my building! Right above me! Every time I come in the building, I'm gonna have to sneak around like a cat burglar.

George:
You're doomed. You're gonna have to have all your sex at women's apartments. It'll be like a permanent road trip. Forget about the home bed advantage.

Jerry:
But I need the home bed advantage!

George:
Of course, we all do.