Seinfeld, Season 2

Jerry:
[after the doctor tells him George did not have a heart attack] Oh, and.. do you think it would be alright if I called Susan Davis?

George:
Susan Davis? Hey, wait a second..

Jerry:
Well, it's not like we'd be bumping into you.

George:
I don't know.. you and Susan Davis?

Jerry:
You know, if your future was a little more certain..

George:
Okay, go ahead. Call her, get married, have babies, have a great life.. What do I care? I'm finished. It's all over for me. In fact, let's end it right now. Jerry, kill me, kill me now. I'm begging you. Let's just get it over with. Be a pal.. Just take the pillow and put it over my face.

Jerry:
Well, ah.. [Takes his pillow] What? Kind of like this? [Violently smothers George with the pillow. George freaks out.]

George:
What are ya doing?! Whadya, crazy?!

[Elaine enters and sees Jerry's jokingly trying to kill George]

Elaine:
Jerry!

Jerry:
[pretending to panicked] Elaine, what are you doing here?