Seinfeld, Season 3

George:
A man gave me...

Jerry:
Yes, a man gave you...?

George:
A man gave me... a massage.

Jerry:
So?

George:
So he... had his hands and, uh, he was...

Jerry:
He was what?!

George:
He was... touching and rubbing.

Jerry:
That's a massage.

George:
And then I took my pants off.

Jerry:
You took your pants off?

George:
For my hamstring.

Jerry:
Oh.

George:
He got about two inches from... there.

Jerry:
Really?

George:
I think it moved.

Jerry:
Moved?

George:
It may have moved, I don't know.

Jerry:
I'm sure it didn't move.

George:
It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.

Jerry:
Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other side.

George:
No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.

Jerry:
Okay, so what if it moved?

George:
That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.

Jerry:
That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of contact.

George:
You think it's contact? It has to be touched?

Jerry:
That's what a gym teacher once told me.