Seinfeld, Season 3

Jerry:
According to your story, Hernandez passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking Newman between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist, causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses - in mid air, mind you - makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic loogie.

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Jerry:
I'm saying that the spit could not have come from behind, that there had to have been a second spitter, behind the bushes on the gravelly road. If the spitter was behind you as you claim, that would've caused your head to pitch forward.

Elaine:
So the spit could've only come from the front and to the right.

Jerry:
But that's not what they would have you believe.

Newman:
I'm leavin.' Jerry's a nut!

Kramer:
[to Newman] Wait, wait, wait.

Jerry:
The sad thing is that we may never know the real truth.