Six Feet Under, Season 2

[During an intake, the stepmother and the daughters are bickering over the decedent's request to be buried beside his first wife.]

Daughter #1:
It's what our father wanted.

Stepmother:
No, it's what you want, because you never liked me!

Daughter #1:
Well, you got that right.

Stepmother:
You hate that you couldn't control your father when he was alive, and now you're trying to do it when he's dead.

Daughter #2:
It was his decision!

David:
There is a significant unpaid balance on the account.

Daughter #1:
We'll pay for it!

Stepmother:
If you take one cent from him, you'll be hearing from my attorney!

David:
I really don't think that's necessary.

Stepmother:
Oh, no? I gave the last six years of my life to that man; and contrary to what these stupid bitches think, I really did love him and I will not be humiliated like this!

Daughter #2:
Yeah, well, if you do not follow our father's instructions exactly, you'll be hearing from our attorney, who used to work for Disney.

Stepmother:
Oh, bring it on, ferret face!

Daughter #2:
Oh, f*** you, you gold-digging slut!

Stepmother:
How dare you!

Daughter #2:
There are naked pictures of you on the Internet! My son showed them to me!

Nate:
Shut up! All of you, shut the f*** up! Jesus Christ, a man died. Your husband, your father lived a life, and now he's dead. Show some respect.