Six Feet Under, Season 5

Marianne:
What's the matter, Claire? Is it Kirsten? Is she being a butt?

Claire:
Oh no, it's not that, it's just these pantyhose.

Marianne:
Oh. Do you have a run? 'Cause I have a little clear polish you can put on it …

Claire:
No, no, it's not that. It's just they're squeezing against my entire torso and I feel like I can't even breathe. I mean, none of this work would even seem that hard if I didn't feel like I was sitting in a torture chamber all day.

Marianne:
Maybe you should try a different brand. Mine energize me.

Claire:
No, it's not the brand. I mean, they're all the same, it's … I mean, I don't understand how having your legs sheathed in this, like, smooth plastic Barbie leg, like, encased in a sausage casing would help you do your job better. I mean, doesn't it seem sexist that it's a regulation only for women?

Marianne:
Men have to wear ties.

Claire:
Right, but they don't suffocate you … and it's not on their penis.

Marianne:
I'm gonna go wash out some mugs.