Skins, Series 1

Tony:
Alright, who's stupid enough to f*** Sid?

Michelle:
Cassie?

Sid:
No, she's still in hospital.

Michelle:
No, they let her out; she's just not allowed to handle knives.

Sid:
[defeated] Alright, she'll do.

Tony:
Okay we'll have to get a lot of drugs. Tell you what: get an ounce. We can sell it at the party.

Sid:
I've got to get an ounce of spliff?

Tony:
Sure. There's this guy on Bradley Stoke who'll sell on tick; tell him you'll pay tomorrow.

Sid:
Why don't you go?

Tony:
Can't. Got tai chi, then my choir audition, then psychology.

Michelle:
Cassie's great in the sack... as long as she's not hungry.

Sid:
Who says?

Tony and Michelle:
Everyone.