Skins, Series 1

Tony:
You stink.

Sid:
I didn't have time.

Tony:
Time? I've been home, showered, done my Chi, had a wank, subtly undermined my dad, put new clothes on and here I am, with my English coursework.

Sid:
English coursework? [in dismay] Oh f***...

Tony:
You know, Sid, sometimes I wonder why you even bother to get up in the morning. You're such a complete and total f***ing waste of time and... [angered, Cassie discreetly nudges her plate, spilling Sid's Coca Cola on Tony's trousers] Ah, shit!

Cassie:
Wow, Tony. Bummer, It looks like you pissed yourself.

Tony:
[furiously] That's not supposed to f***ing happen!

[There is laughter from Anwar's table]

Anwar:
Look at Tony, man! [laughing] Ah shit man!

Posh Kenneth:
Raas blood, white boy gone piss himself up, you get me! Mandem's sick stains! Hey cuz! Yo got serious stains! Him cream up his pussy good style!

[Tony gets up and assaults Posh Kenneth]

Cassie:
I'm a bad person. [Sid smiles and nods]

Tony:
[sulkily, to Sid] Come on.