Skins, Series 1

[Tony is drying his pants in the staff locker room when unbeknownst to him his teacher Angie exits the shower completely naked, puts on a see-through thong, then slams her locker door, alerting Tony to her presence]

Angie:
[walking toward Tony while topless] Tony, this is a room for female staff...!

Tony:
[staring at Angie's naked breasts] Yeah, the dryer's broken in ours. [Angie puts her hands on her hips disapprovingly, but doesn't cover her chest, letting Tony look]

Sid:
[walking in] Oh, there you are. Jesus, we're in trouble. That crazy f***ing dealer found us Tony-hi, Angie [Angie quickly uses her hands to cover her breasts]-I mean, we gotta do something, you could talk to him... [noticing that Angie's naked, staring down at her see-through thong] oh, f***!

Chris:
[walking in] Aw, you wankers, that was well funny, man! I bet someone's going to have to apologise because Kenneth's crying now so he... [realises Angie is staring at him] Oh, Jesus Christ, that's Angie, Mary mother of God, that's Angie! Don't look, get out!

Angie:
For f***'s sake, f*** off! [after the boys leave she lets her breasts go and watches them bounce] Ah, I still got it.