Skins, Series 1

[Michelle walks in on Tony and Abigail with tonys hand up her shirt]

Michelle:
What the f***?

Abigail:
Um, excuse me?

Tony:
Hi, Just checking Abi's diaphragm contractions.

Michelle:
What the hell is going on?

Tony:
The simple act of performance sweetie. What did you think?

Michelle:
Bullshit Tony! You f***ing sick... God you're such a wanker!

Tony:
Here...

[Tony gives Michelle flowers]

Michelle:
F*** you!

Tony:
[In baby voice]: Fluffy teddy bear?

[Michelle rips the teddy apart]

Abigail:
That's my lucky teddy!

Michelle:
And you can f*** off too!

Abigail:
Well Michelle... I'm just wondering why you're overreacting like this?

Michelle:
Overreacting!? Right in my face you whore!

Abigail:
You know, typically, episodes of paranoia might be symptomatic of a wide range of emotional and mental issues. Maybe, you know, you need some help with the outbursts. My mother's a psychologist, she could...

[Michelle slaps Abigail]

Abigail:
Ow! I'll kill you, you f***ing flat-chested cock sucking spastic horse-f***er!

Sid:
Wow, that's good swearing.