Skins, Series 2

Tony:
You don't know a f***ing thing about me, you sanctimonious cunt. But since we're playing the guessing game, let's make a few assumptions. A divorced, lonely, middle-aged lecturer who lives alone and gets his rocks off--

Professor:
You are really f***ing blowing this...

Tony:
--who gets his f***ing rocks off trying to sleep with f***ing first years. Other hobbies include intimidation and furtive masturbation. I bet you thought you'd died and gone to heaven when you got here, didn't you? Your own office, and all the students you could eat?