Skins, Series 3

[The new characters introduce themselves]

Kieran:
We've gotta stand up, say our names and a unique fact about ourselves. Right, I'll start. Christ. Uh, I'm Kieran and I hate being a f***ing teacher. You.

JJ:
I'm JJ. With regard to mathematic aptitude I'm in the top 0.3% of the population which is an interesting demographic statistic because paradoxically my communication interpersonal and intuitive skills are towards the lower quartiles.

Kieran:
Yeah, you've stopped me in my f***ing tracks there. Yeah, you.

Katie:
I'm Katie. I've never not had a boyfriend since I was seven.

Kieran:
Congratulations. You.

Emily:
I'm Emily. Never had a boyfriend.

Kieran:
Shit happens. You.

Naomi:
I'm Naomi. I hate injustice. People tell lies about me.

Effy:
I'm Effy and I think my mum's having an affair.

Kieran:
Good one. Shows enterprise. What about you, big man?

Freddie:
I'm Freddie. I met a girl I liked today. She's like beautiful. That's it.