Skins, Series 3

Effy:
Any good?

Pandora:
I dunno what you mean.

Effy:
I mean he's a sensational f***, yeah.

Pandora:
There's a whamma lot of things you don't know about me, Eff. Just because I'm useless don't mean that I'm nothing.

Effy:
We're friends because you don't surf and turf my men. You said that.

Pandora:
He's not yours, Eff. He never belonged to anyone.

Effy:
Shut up.

Pandora:
That's why you don't really want him.

Effy:
Shut up!

Pandora:
He's not the one you want, Eff! See, I know that because I'm your friend but you don't make enough effort, Eff! I'm just there to laugh at. You don't know me. My life, my family, my mum. Why don't you know anything about my mum? I know everything about yours.

Effy:
...You're right. I don't know anything about your mum.

Pandora:
Sorry, okay.

Effy:
Yeah. [pause] Oh Jesus.

Pandora:
What?

Effy:
Be careful what you wish for, Pandora.

Pandora:
Why?

Thomas:
Panda! Panda! [Pandora turns around] Panda! Panda, look I'm here. Panda, it's me. Are you not glad to see me? Mother said I could come back. What's wrong?

Effy:
Don't be a twat, Thomas, give your girlfriend a hug.

[Thomas does so as Effy walks away]

Pandora:
[crying] I missed you, I missed you too much.