Skins, Series 3

[JJ accidentally walks in on a semi-naked Effy. They both scream]

Effy:
JJ!? What-the-f***!? What the f***!?

JJ:
[gabbling] Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

Effy:
Give me my t-shirt, f***ing hopeless perv.

JJ:
[fumbling for her t-shirt] I'm sorry, I...I... The door was open. I...

Effy:
JJ!

JJ:
I...I... I got worried.

Effy:
[taking her shirt and slipping it on] About what?

JJ:
I... I dunno, I mean, I thought I might've... I dunno, okay. [angrily] I was pissed at the two of you.

Effy:
Two of who?

JJ:
I heard what you were saying! I want you to stop doing that -

Effy:
[enquiringly] JJ? What the f***?

JJ:
You and Cook.

Effy:
[confused] I haven't seen him for days.

JJ:
Yeah? Well don't... Don't diss me while you're having sexual intercourse, because... Because you might think it's funny, but I... [realising what she said] Sorry!? [In horror, as he realises Cook was having sex with someone else] Uh oh. [Effy approaches] Uh oh!

Effy:
JJ, are you gonna give me some f***ed up hint what you're talking about?

JJ:
I... I... I usually drink mango juice when I get overstressed!