Skins, Series 4

Naomi:
Afternoon.

Effy:
How's the real world?

Naomi:
Fine... well, I don't know actually. Me and Emily, we're all... since... you know... the... and I don't know what we're doing... if we're OK, or if we're about to break up. Sometimes I think she can read my mind. I seriously do. I mean is that... normal? Is that what you... Eff?

Effy:
You think you're going mad, so you came to see me to see what a mad person looks like.

Naomi:
No. No! No! [beat] Yes.

Effy:
Listen to me very carefully, Naomi: you need to get a message to the Dog Lord of Azerbaijan. He's got my toilet ticket.

[Effy and Naomi pause, and then burst out laughing]

Naomi:
Oh, God, what are they giving you... and can I have some?

Effy:
This whole thing with this girl, Sophia. Why don't you just imagine it never happened?

Naomi:
But it did.

Effy:
Yeah, but if you tried to think like you didn't...

Naomi:
But, Am I missing something? You can't change what's already happened. I wish you could. But... you just can't.