Skins, Season 6

Eric:
[knocks on door] I'm coming in...

Mini:
What? Get out, Eric, you paedo!

Eric:
[covering his eyes] I...I don't think that Alo should be staying over, if that's what you were thinking. [lowers hand to look at Alo] No offence, mate.

Mini:
Are you having a f***ing schizophrenic episode or something?

Eric:
I'm trying to do the right thing. You're a young girl. Your mum wouldn't like it.

Mini:
He's staying over. In here. With me. And we are going to f*** so loud that it drowns out the noise of you f***ing my mother. [shoves Eric out of the door]

Eric:
[through door] And your tea's ready.

Mini:
[Alo pats the bed suggestively] You're sleeping on the floor.