Skins, Season 6

Alo (to Mini):
I f***ed your brains out.

Grace:
I had to go.

Rich:
Yeah, why?

Grace:
You know why, Rich.

Rich:
No… Come back.

Grace:
I can't… Isn't everything beautiful this morning? Everything is so beautiful.

Rich:
I don't understand.

Grace:
I love you, Rich.

Alo:
Zurich? Like, in space?

Rich:
It's in Switzerland.

Alo:
She's only been awake five minutes and he takes her skiing? That is mental!

Rich:
She's at a clinic, you subnormal twat.

Franky:
Because I don't belong there anymore. Because everything I touch turns to shit.

Luke:
F*** everything, f*** everyone, yeah, except me.

Luke:
Fancy f***ing off somewhere?

Luke:
She died? F***...

Franky:
Yeah, that's all I've just said.

Luke:
She was nice.

Franky:
She was awesome. I keep on seeing the crash over and over.

Luke:
Well, let shit go, Franky.

Franky:
Yeah, but it won't let me go. And I'm f***ing sick of it. I just feel like...

Luke:
... exploding.

Luke:
Don't walk away from me, Franky. Don't you dare f***ing walk away from me. From me! F***... F***!

Matty:
Franky? Franky, say something, please. I'm sorry I haven't phoned, but things are so f***ed here. I'm lonely and scared and I can't trust anyone and can't come back and I really f***ing miss you... Franky! F***ing say something!

Franky:
You ran. You left us, you left me and you left her. And now she's dead.

Matty:
It wasn't my fault!

Franky:
Well, who's was it then?

Matty:
If you didn't start flirting with that f***ing psycho...

Franky:
Prick...

Franky:
Crap... Hey!

Nick:
Hey!

Franky:
You're okay?

Nick:
Yeah. You? Oh, no! Hey, hey, hey, it's alright!

Franky:
I am so sorry, Nick. He'd just been crazy.

Nick:
Right. It's cool. It's okay.

Nick:
(Accidentally their heads collide.) Ah... shit!

Franky:
I am sorry, I was just gonna...

Nick:
(At the same time.) I thought you're gonna...

Franky:
Mates, then? Cause, I could really do with one. One like you. See you around, okay?

Nick:
What are you doing to me, Franky?

Jeff (to Franky):
You are hope. You see? That's what you are. And don't you ever be any less because of anyone or anything in this world, okay?

Luke:
You're gonna make me?

Franky:
Maybe... (They're kissing.)

Franky:
I have to go.

Luke:
No, you don't.

Franky:
Yes, I do. I've got to go revise before college.

Luke:
F*** college.

Franky:
I want to, but... I've f***ed up one exam already.

Luke:
Pussy.

Luke:
What's that mean? What could you mean?

Franky:
I'm just saying I'm not gonna be one, okay?

Luke:
Okay... I brought you here, cause you make my brain calm, my heart jump and my prick hard.

Franky:
What?

Franky:
Luke?

Luke:
F*** me. Took your time.

Franky:
Like, you've been waiting.

Luke:
Ah, but I have, Franks. For too long... Well... uhm, ready to finish what we've started?

Franky:
Uhm... I've got to go.

Franky:
Why are you talking to me anyway?

Franky:
Today, please.

Nick:
Yeah. Why am I?

Nick:
Because I think I love you, dick head.

Counsellor:
Who do you need it to be?

Franky:
Gra... Stop it.

Counsellor:
What'd you need to say?

Franky:
Stop it. Stop it...

Counsellor:
Let it out. Just let it out.

Franky:
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm f***ing sorry!

Luke:
We're going, yeah? What would you like me to say? I love you. You get me. My yin to your yang.

Franky:
Goodbye.

Jeff:
Franky, come on. Let's go.

Franky:
Can you just f*** off and leave me alone, please?

Mini:
Are you f***ing kidding me?

Alo:
Eric let me in.

Mini:
So you thought you'd just look through my stuff?

Alo:
Shit, I'm sorry. [gets off bed] Hey. [Mini doesn't respond, and just stares sullenly at him] Can you turn off Megabitch for a second please? I want proper Mini.

Mini:
[beginning to smile] Well, seeing as you're here, you might as well earn your keep.

Alo:
No, no, no, Mini, Mini, Mini. Look, that's not why I came round, all right? I want to talk to you. [Mini smiles and takes her dress off. Alo picks her up and flips her over onto her back] I'm sorry I freaked you out the other night.

Mini:
You were f***ed.

Alo:
I wasn't that f***ed.

Mini:
[pushes Alo off the bed] You can't just come over here and start bitching about feelings like a little pussy. If you're not here to f*** me, go home.

Eric:
[knocks on door] I'm coming in...

Mini:
What? Get out, Eric, you paedo!

Eric:
[covering his eyes] I...I don't think that Alo should be staying over, if that's what you were thinking. [lowers hand to look at Alo] No offence, mate.

Mini:
Are you having a f***ing schizophrenic episode or something?

Eric:
I'm trying to do the right thing. You're a young girl. Your mum wouldn't like it.

Mini:
He's staying over. In here. With me. And we are going to f*** so loud that it drowns out the noise of you f***ing my mother. [shoves Eric out of the door]

Eric:
[through door] And your tea's ready.

Mini:
[Alo pats the bed suggestively] You're sleeping on the floor.

Alo:
[looking through a scrapbook, laughing] What's the one where Liv looks like a condom?

Mini:
Is Grace dressed as Cinderella?

Alo:
Yes.

Mini:
Hallowe'en, Year 10. Liv went as a condom.

[both of them laugh]

Alo:
And the one where Grace is holding a massive crab?

Mini:
Newquay, summer before college.

Alo:
She looks happy. [Mini rolls over to face him] Mini, I miss her too.

Teacher:
Can I help you?

Rich:
Yeah, sorry I'm late. I'm in this class.

Teacher:
I don't recall you being here before.

Rich:
No, well, I've been away for a bit. Erm, like, on holiday.

Teacher:
Oh my God! Of course! You're the boy whose...of course! Oh, you brave boy. [hugs Rich] You poor, poor soldier of love. [kisses Rich's cheek] Oh!

Franky:
You still haven't told her. Who have you told, Mini? Have you told anyone?

Mini:
I haven't told myself.

Mini:
Are you going to keep giving me the silent treatment? I just waded through a sea of shit for you.

Alo:
Great. Thanks. I just...you know, I'd quite like for you not to be here right now.

Mini:
I'm telling you I'm sorry.

Alo:
And I'm telling you it doesn't matter.

Mini:
I thought it was working. We...we agreed...

Alo:
I'm done, Mins. It's too much. It's too f***ing exhausting loving you.

Mini:
But Alo, I...

Alo:
Say it. [Mini stares at him] I don't think you know how to love anything.

Nick:
Don't push me, Franky, I swear...

Franky:
...I said, why didn't you f***ing tell me?

Nick:
Oh you care now, do you?

Franky:
I care about you, Nick!

Nick:
No, you don't! You don't give a f*** about anyone. You're a headf***, Franky! You haven't spoken to him in months. He's your f***ing boyfriend!

Franky:
He's a f***. He is a selfish, messed up pussy! And you let him f*** you, again!

Nick:
I have to...

Franky:
And you always will.

Nick:
Yeah. Yeah, I will.

Franky:
Then what the f*** are you doing here with me, Nick?

Franky:
Oh, that's right, just run away!

Nick:
I wish I f***ing could! But I can't. 'Cause you're in here. And here. And part of me would give anything for you to just disappear, just be f***ing.. gone. There's a tiny part. The rest of me… the rest of me would take even this, even this shit feeling right now, over any other feeling about any other girl. Because compared to this, I haven't felt a single f***ing thing in my life.

Franky:
Shut up.

Nick:
I love you Franky. I do.

Nick:
You don't want me do you?

Franky:
No.

Nick:
You're lying.

Franky:
F*** you!

Nick:
So what now?

Franky:
Maybe we just enjoy it.

Nick:
Sounds good ... sounds perfect.

[Alo has just climbed through Mini's window]

Mini:
Oh for f***'s sake, Farmboy, what are you playing at?

Alo:
Okay, okay, okay. With a little hindsight, the whole breaking and entering does feel a bit excessive but to be fair, I did knock and you didn't answer which is kind of rude considering you're actually home.

Mini:
Maybe because I didn't want to speak to a child molester!

Alo:
It was an accident!

Mini:
What, you slipped, fell and molested a pre-teen girl?

Alo:
Don't say that.

Mini:
I mean, congratulations, you've finally found someone with the same mental age as you. But seriously, Alo, what is wrong with you?

Alo:
You're what's wrong with me! I'm not just some lame Michael Cera. You can't treat me like a bitch and expect me not to fall in love with you. It's not fair, Mini.

Mini:
Who said I was in love with you?

Alo:
Don't. Don't do that. Don't revert back to that Mean Girls McGuinness bullshit, okay? I hate that girl. I want you. I know you, Mini. I know you're afraid, you're of being alone, but guess what? I'm not your dad.

Mini:
It's not that easy.

Alo:
How? How is it not that easy? I don't see what can be easier than just you and me. What are you so afraid of? What...what is it?

Mini:
I want you to go, Alo.

Alo:
No.

Mini:
Leave now. Get out. Get out of my room. Get out, get out of my room.

Alo:
Okay, okay, I'll go. [Mini opens the door and Alo steps outside but pushes back in before she shuts him out] I love you, and I know you love me too. And when you're ready to admit that, you come and find me, because I'll be f***ing waiting. However long it takes. [Alo leaves]

[Mini cries, sitting down on her bed. Franky falls out of the wardrobe]

Franky:
You have to tell him.

Doug:
I was thinking about Grace this morning. She came into my head.

Liv:
Oh.

Doug:
It was funny. It was like she was helping me remember this thought. Once, I danced to help a girl get through an exam.

Liv:
You danced?

Doug:
Disco-stylee. It was what she needed. What do you need, Liv?

Liv:
I want to tell someone I have a lump on my front. It's getting bigger, and it hurts. I'm terrified.

Doug:
The nurse will look at it, and it will be nothing.

Liv:
Can you guarantee that?

Doug:
I wish adults could make more promises.

Doug:
[to Liv] I hope you like everything.

Franky:
You know, it's not my fault you're jealous. Because Matty and Nick chose me.

Liv:
Like I said, nobody calls you out. Nobody can say it.

Franky:
What? About what?

Liv:
That Grace... wouldn't be dead. If you hadn't been f***ing over Matty and every other boy you get your hands on.

[Franky slaps Liv]

Liv:
... Better out than in.

Liv:
[To Rich] Gracie told me she made you cum so hard once, you got spunk on her lightbulb... Something's wrong.

[Liv, after throwing Rich's books on the floor]

Liv:
What are you doing?

Rich:
I'm trying to pass my exams.

Liv:
That's not right. How come you just get to sit here? How come you're okay?

'Rich:
[Hesitantly] I couldn't explain it to you-

Liv:
I don't want to hear it! Why is it me that has to care? You were her boyfriend. She loved you. What the f*** are you doing in here? ... Why aren't you in the f***ing loony bin? She can't do history revision, can she? She is history.

Liv:
My friend died. Grace died... [crying] I don't want to die.