SpongeBob SquarePants, Season one

[SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to think of ways to make Squidward's day the "best day ever"]

Patrick:
How 'bout some soup on your best day ever?

[Squidward scowls at his bowl of soup, in which the letters spell "BEST DAY EVER". Patrick picks up a spoon]

Patrick:
Here we go!

[Patrick scoops up a spoonful of soup and offers it to Squidward, who refuses]

Patrick:
Oh, it's a little hot.

[He blows a little too hard on the soup, and the soup ends up flying into Squidward's bandaged face. Realizing that the spoon is empty, Patrick scoops up more soup and inadvertently blows it into Squidward's face again. This continues until finally SpongeBob takes the bowl away]

SpongeBob:
Uh, I don't think soup is the best thing for him on his best day ever... [motioning towards Squidward's prized clarinet] How 'bout some music on your best day ever, played on your very own clarinet?

[SpongeBob takes Squidward's clarinet and blows hard, only to produce a terrible, ear-splitting noise]

SpongeBob:
Sorry. My lips are a little dry...

[He spends the next few moments licking his lips, until they are completely wet with his saliva. Just as SpongeBob is about to have another go on the clarinet, Patrick snatches the clarinet away]

Patrick:
MUSIC ISN'T BEST EITHER!