SpongeBob SquarePants, Season one

SpongeBob:
[into his bubble] Patrick, you're my best friend in the whole neighborhood.

[Squidward whispers a message into his own bubble, and the bubble replaces SpongeBob's bubble and floats on to Patrick]

Squidward:
[as SpongeBob] Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know.

[Patrick doesn't look happy at the moment he hears the message. He dips his wand into his bottle and whispers a message. It floats over to SpongeBob]

Patrick:
Do you really think that, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob:
[into his bubble] Of course, Patrick! Anyone with eyes could see that!

Patrick:
[a bubble floats to SpongeBob and pops] Yeah, well, I think you're ugly! Yellow is ugly! [blows a raspberry, then blows a shorter raspberry]

SpongeBob:
[into his bubble very confused] Patrick, what are you talking about?

Squidward:
[disguised as Patrick] SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you. You give bottom dwellers a bad name! If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar!

Squidward:
[disguised as SpongeBob] Hey Patrick! I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop, as some newspaper!

Patrick:
[shouting] Well, that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!

SpongeBob:
Yeah, well that means uh...so are you!

Patrick:
Then you're a turkey!

SpongeBob:
What's that?!

Patrick:
It's what you are!

SpongeBob:
Yeah? Well, you're a bigger one!

Patrick:
Well, you're still yellow! And do you know what else is yellow?!

SpongeBob:
WHAT?!

Patrick:
YOU ARE!

SpongeBob:
YEAH?! WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU CALL ME 'CAUSE I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN ANYWAY!