SpongeBob SquarePants, Season one

[at the beginning of SpongeBob's 38th boating test]

Mrs. Puff:
First we must--

SpongeBob:
First I must pass the oral exam! I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.

Mrs. Puff:
I know. Okay. Number one, what is the front of the boat?

SpongeBob:
The bow.

Mrs. Puff:
What is the back?

SpongeBob:
Stern!

Mrs. Puff:
Number three. Right is--

SpongeBob:
Starboard! [answering the remaining questions] Port, skipper, deck, cabin, gally, keel, 1924!

Mrs. Puff:
You've passed the oral test. What a surprise. Now, it's time to once again take the driving portion of the exam. Okay, SpongeBob...get in the boat.

SpongeBob:
Oh, wha...in this boat? Right here? [looks at watch nervously] Is it time already?

Mrs. Puff:
Get in the boat, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob:
Oh, yeah, absolutely. [gets into boat and closes eyes with a smile, confidently]

Mrs. Puff:
All you have to do is get on the track. [SpongeBob's eyes spring open in awe as he looks down the track which becomes longer and longer in delusion] Okay, SpongeBob. What's the first thing you do?

SpongeBob:
1924?

Mrs. Puff:
No...no. First thing is to...start the boat. [Mrs. Puff turns it on as SpongeBob begins to shake and scream hysterically] SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Relax! It's only the boat.

SpongeBob:
[stops] The boat?

Mrs. Puff:
Okay, now, what do you do next?

SpongeBob:
Floor it?

Mrs. Puff:
Yes-- no! No! Don't floor it!

SpongeBob:
Floor it?!

Mrs. Puff:
No, no, don't, don't floor it!

SpongeBob:
Okay, floor it! [kicks down on the gas pedal as the boat begins to go in reverse at high speeds, Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob screaming, "no, no, no!" and "floor it!" respectively. The boat crashes into a lighthouse, breaking off the upper half of it. Mrs. Puff puffs up]

Mrs. Puff:
[deep voice] Oh, SpongeBob...WHYYYYYY?????!!!!!

Off-Screen Fish:
My leg!