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SpongeBob SquarePants, Season one

SpongeBob SquarePants is a TV series that premiered in 1999 on Nickelodeon. It is one of the most popular Nickelodeon shows, it later spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games. more »

Squidward:
SpongeBob, that's just a stupid boulder!

SpongeBob:
It's not just a boulder! It's a rock! [begins weeping] It's a rock. [sobbing] A roock! A roock! A rooock!

[Squidward looks on with disgust]

SpongeBob:
[climbing on top of the boulder] It's a big, beautiful, old rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And it's in great shape.

Squidward:
SpongeBob! Will you forget the stupid pioneers? Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae! And now you're telling me they thought they could drive-- [SpongeBob drives the rock over him, squashing him flat into the ground] ...rocks?

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