SpongeBob SquarePants, Season one

Spongebob:
I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face! [rings doorbell]

Tom:
Yeah?

Spongebob:
Congratulations, Sir! Your Krabby Patty Pizza is here!

Tom:
Wow, thanks! I've been dying for one of these. It… Where's my drink?

Spongebob:
What drink?

Tom:
My drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp?! Don't tell me you forgot my drink!

Spongebob:
[checks order] But you didn't order any...

Tom:
[aggravated] How am I supposed to eat this pizza WITHOUT MY DRINK?!!

Spongebob:
But… but... [tears start rolling down his face]

Tom:
Didn't you ever once think of the customer?! [gives back the pizza] You call yourself a delivery boy?!! WELL, I AIN'T BUYING!!!!! [Tom slams the door on Spongebob's face Spongebob then walks over to Squidward smiling and attempting not to cry]

Squidward:
Sponge? Sponge? It's okay. Sponge?

[Spongebob drops the pizza, falls over, bursts into tears, and absorbs them]

Squidward:
Sponge? [Squidward gets angry, picks up the pizza, marches up to Tom's house, and knocks on the door]

Tom:
Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!

Squidward:
Well, THIS one's on the HOUSE! [brutally slams the pizza into Tom's face. Later he approaches SpongeBob, who is sprawled face down on the ground in a pool of tears]

SpongeBob:
[looking up tearfully] Did he change his mind?

Squidward:
He sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite. No drink.