SpongeBob SquarePants, Season one

SpongeBob:
Do you remember the time the food supply in Atlantis was running low!? So you invented a ray gun that made things grow six times their size to shoot at the kelp gardens? But then, the evil Manray swoops down and swipes the gun away and starts shooting all the algae! [imitates firing a gun] And he globs onto the undersea dome! [falls onto a table] And he starts sucking on the glass! [drools as he speaks, his mouth on the table. He then notices the annoyed senior who is at the same table and sucks his drool back]

Barnacle Boy:
What's your point, kid?

SpongeBob:
You guys are the greatest heroes of all time and I think you should come out of retirement.

Mermaid Man:
Listen up, you villains. I wanna eat my meatloaf. If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.

Shady Shoals Caretaker:
[enters the cafeteria] What is going on in here?

Mermaid Man:
[points to SpongeBob, who stops smiling] You may kiss the bride! [SpongeBob gets kicked out and rolls home, where Patrick was waiting for him]

Patrick:
Did you re-unite our heroes?

SpongeBob:
No, but I'm married.