SpongeBob SquarePants, Season one

Narrator:
Mrs. Puff's Boating School, where diligent students learn the rules of the road.

[The class is seen snoozing except for SpongeBob, who is drawing something.]

Mrs. Puff:
Everyone, put down your books, because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day!

[SpongeBob drops his pencil in anticipation.]

Mrs. Puff:
Let's see here. This week's hall monitor will be, uh,...[goes through list and finds everyone's name but SpongeBob's has a check mark by it]...gasp! SpongeBob?

[SpongeBob's desk moves into the center isle.]

Mrs. Puff:
It's Jimmy! Jimmy's the hall monitor.

Jimmy:
Mrs. Puff, I've done it already!

[SpongeBob's desk moves closer.]

Mrs. Puff:
Oh. Bill?

Bill:
No way, Mrs. Puff!

[SpongeBob's desk closes in again.]

Mrs. Puff:
Uh, Tina! You're the hall monitor.

Tina:
Hey! I've done it 3 times already!

[SpongeBob's desk closes in again, and continues to do so with every bit of Mrs. Puff's dialouge.]

Mrs. Puff:
Beth?

Bill:
She graduated!

Mrs. Puff:
Henry? [desk moves] Mira? [desk moves] Clayton? [desk moves multiple times, then camera fades out to reveal SpongeBob pressing repeatedly against Mrs. Puff's body] All right. I guess I have no choice. The hall monitor of the day is...[sighs with grief]...oh...SpongeBob!

[SpongeBob skyrockets with joy and lands beside Mrs. Puff. He salutes.]

SpongeBob:
Hall Monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma'am! I'm ready to assume my position IN THE HALL! I will protect all that are weak IN THE HALL! All rules to be enforced IN THE HALL!

Mrs. Puff:
ALL RIGHT! Just take the hat and belt!

SpongeBob:
I can't accept that yet, ma'am. First I have to make my speech.

Mrs. Puff:
You can't make this easy, can you?