SpongeBob SquarePants, Season one

Patrick:
SpongeBob! I see him!

SpongeBob:
Where is he, Patrick?

Patrick:
At the intersection of Conch and Coral. [SpongeBob turns to see the street signs "Conch" and "Coral"]

SpongeBob:
That's where I am! He's right on top of me, but I can't see him! What's he doing?

Patrick:
Um, he's just standing there...menacingly! [over walkie-talkie] GET OUT OF THERE, SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob:
YYYYAAAAAHHHHH!

Patrick:
That's his maniac shriek. He's going to attack! [SpongeBob is running around in circles crying] He's actin' all crazy! Run! Hide behind that building! [SpongeBob does so] No, he's behind that building! Quick, hide behind that street sign! [SpongeBob does] No wait! The maniac just went behind that sign! Quick! Get under the street light! [SpongeBob does] No wait, he's there too! Run for your life! [SpongeBob jumps inside a mailbox. Relieved, he relaxes. He hears interference on his walkie-talkie, and answers it]

SpongeBob:
Say again, deputy?

Patrick:
The maniac's in the mailbox!

SpongeBob:
AAAAAAHHHHHHH! [runs around in the mailbox, demolishing some buildings]

[A "Wanted Sign" with SpongeBob's picture on it falls in SpongeBob's hands]

SpongeBob:
Huh... This guy's not half-bad-looking for a maniac... wait a minute, Patrick. I'm the maniac! [holds up wanted sign]

Patrick:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[police show up]

Officer:
We'll take that as a confession!

[Mrs. Puff shows up and pushes some of the cops out of the way.]

Mrs. Puff:
SpongeBob SquarePants! There you are! I turn my back on you for one minute and you destroy half the city! You should be ashamed of yourself!

Officer:
You know this guy?

Mrs. Puff:
Of course I do. I'm the one who gave him the uniform in the first place! He's my responsibility. [police glare at her] Uh-oh!