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SpongeBob SquarePants, Season one

SpongeBob SquarePants is a TV series that premiered in 1999 on Nickelodeon. It is one of the most popular Nickelodeon shows, it later spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games. more »

[As SpongeBob's walking down the street]

SpongeBob:
I'm on patrol, I'm on patrol, I'm on patroooll. [stops as he sees puddle of ice cream on the ground] Vandals! Another crime. [scoops up a glob of ice cream with his finger and tastes it] Hmmm...strawberry. I must act! [ice cream falls on his head. Patrick is sitting on the wall above him eating ice cream] Patrick! [Patrick looks around confused] Patrick! [He then looks at his ice cream] Patrick!

Patrick:
My ice cream! It's alive! AAAAHHHHHHH! [drops ice cream onto SpongeBob's face]

SpongeBob:
Patrick! Down here!

Patrick:
Oh! SpongeBob! It's you!

SpongeBob:
Patrick! Get down here now!

[Patrick jumps down and flattens SpongeBob.].

Patrick:
SpongeBob? SpongeBob?

SpongeBob:
(mumbling) I'm down here.

[Patrick walks off of SpongeBob then picks him up and sees him wearing the Hall Monitor uniform.]

Patrick:
You look funny! [laughs as he peels SpongeBob off]] Hi, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob:
That's "Hall Monitor" to you!

[Patrick drops SpongeBob.]]

Patrick:
Sorry, officer!

SpongeBob:
Sorry is not good enough, Patrick. You've just committed a crime, and I'm taking you in!

Patrick:
What crime? [SpongeBob gestures toward the ice cream on the ground]] I'm a bad person! [starts crying]

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