SpongeBob SquarePants, Season one

Mr. Krabs:
No more cryin'. We'll get ya a date. Why, I'll take ya.

[Pearl is about to start crying again]

Mr. Krabs:
What about Squidward?

[he points to Squidward, who is filing his nails; Pearl is about to start crying even more]

Mr. Krabs:
Wait. Wait. Here. Take SpongeBob.

Pearl:
[screams] The fry cook?! Do you know what that would do to my complexion? People will mistake me for a planetarium!

Mr. Krabs:
What do you mean?

Pearl:
I... don't know. But I can't take him, Daddy. They'll kick me off the Most-Frequently-Pictured-in-the-Yearbook Committee.

Mr. Krabs:
Yeah, they would.